DIVINELY DEMURE
Toph: We miss hanging out with you and bear.
Me: I'm trying to take phone pics with him now and he won't stop licking my face. Also, he won't abide sunglasses on his face.
Toph: HAHA
Me: I keep asking, "Don't you want to be the coolest bear in school?" He just looks at me like, "Are you kidding? I don't go to school."
Me: He also will not hold my hand. Loser.
Toph: You are hilarious. He's not human, which is why he doesn't do human things.
Me: Pssh. He's totally human. I just said, "Let's make a video for the internet." He yawned.
Toph: He does have a pretty good sense of humor.












